Archive for ‘Technology’
Phone > Text > IM
Posted by WIWAM in Humans/Society/Family, Technology on July 27th, 2010
As technology has progressed, our ability to send messages to people through various devices has expanded and now between computers and phones, messages by text have become the way of the world. Text messaging makes perfect sense as an alternate to phone calls: you’re at dinner, an event, a busy area and voice communication is not as good an option as written communication. However, instant messaging as far as I can tell if for people who never wish to have a close or intimate relationship ever again. There are certainly times when instant messaging makes sense: you’re at work all day and can’t talk on the phone, you need to speak to a large number of people at the same time. But that’s it. Those are the only reasons an IM should be sent over making a phone call. In an IM you lose tone, inflection and meaning. I remember a conversation I had with a person over instant messenger where I interpreted a sentence completely differently than it’s intended meaning and was angry at someone for an entire month before it was cleared up. So please, let’s all get back to making phone calls, even if the conversations only last for 5 minutes. Unless of course you wish to die alone in an alley.
Tags: IMing, Phone Calls, Texting
Facebook Confirmation
Posted by WIWAM in Humans/Society/Family, Technology on June 9th, 2010
It is my belief that Facebook confirmation should be a more in-depth process. Right now two people can become friends with a few clicks of the mouse. This creates a situation where people who haven’t spoken in 20 years become friends, people that have never met, people who are just looking to have a high friend count, etc. To counteract this problem the confirmation should be made more difficult. If you want to become friends with someone, give them a phone call on your Facebook certified phone. Record the conversation and send it in to Facebook where it will be reviewed by a friend confirmation specialist. If approved, you can become friends. Don’t want to use your Facebook certified phone? Go on a camping trip with your new buddies. Don’t forget to take a lot of pictures to send into Facebook for confirmation. Make sure you get all of the people who wish to become friends in the same picture. How else can you prove that you were all there at the same time? Save your receipts, just in case you get friend-audited by a Facebook friend quality engineer in the future. You wouldn’t want to lose all of your true friends just because you failed to keep a simple receipt!
Pregnant Pics
Posted by WIWAM in Humans/Society/Family, Technology on December 9th, 2009
I don’t mean to sound insensitive to pregnant women, but I am tired of seeing these photos of their pregnant bellies on Facebook 24/7. Everyone is pregnant and all of them have weekly updates with front and side views of themselves. I understand that this is a significant moment in your life, and I’m happy that you like growing a baby human inside of you but I don’t need to see it daily.
Tags: Facebook, Pictures, Pregnancy
Too Many Remotes
Posted by WIWAM in Technology on December 6th, 2009
There are too many remote controls in my house. Monitors, televisions, a fan, my bed, wallpaper, toilet, stove, table, cat, garbage can, underwear, windows. Everything has a fucking remote control. How many useless remote controls exist on this planet? I bet people have 2-3 remotes that they never use, whether it be for products they currently use or old items. I think there should be a remote control garbage dump park in each state. That way if you need a remote you just pay $1 and go look around for a while, see if you can find one that fits. Then after 30 days if no one has come and claimed a particular remote control it gets melted down and recycled.
Tags: Garbage, Recycling, Remote Controls
Guess Where I’m Not
Posted by WIWAM in Sports/Entertainment/Music, Technology on December 2nd, 2009
I think it’s completely retarded when a television show will insert a background of a city or location behind a person that they’re clearly interviewing in front of a green screen. It’s so obvious when they do this and time and time again I’m very much distracted by it and can’t actually listen to the interview. Hey everyone, I’m in Italy for this random interview! Really? Because judging by those lines around your entire body I have the distinct feeling that you’re about 20 feet away in a tiny equipment room. Stop lying. Who cares? Do you think it makes you more credible to be in front of some scenic view before you talk about the location you’re not in front of? Not to mention the credibility you lose when it’s obvious you’re not there. As usual, television will lie to us about anything it possibly can.
Tags: Fake Backgrounds, Interviews
Facebook Spoilers
Posted by WIWAM in Sports/Entertainment/Music, Technology on September 28th, 2009
If you’re watching a program on television and you are not live, do not log into Facebook! One of your friends will undoubtedly give you information about that program that you don’t want to see. If it’s a sports program, you will get a score update. If it’s a drama someone will say, “I can’t believe ___ killed ____!”. It will happen. Don’t log into Facebook. It is no longer the fault of the person making the post. This has happened enough for you to understand there is a risk and it is now on your shoulders.
World Wide Web
Posted by WIWAM in Humans/Society/Family, Technology on August 24th, 2009
The internet allows anyone who’s taken a picture of a tree and thought it was beautiful the ability to share it with others. The tree meant something to you at the time, however it means nothing to the rest of us. It’s just a tree.