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Never Owned
I have never owned a garbage can. There are certain possessions in this world which you don’t gather or buy until you’ve hit a particular stage in your life, and this bothers me. I don’t own a house, and therefore I’ve never owned a garbage can. A real, bring-it-to-the-curb garbage can to hold my “outside trash”. I have never had to go to Home Depot or Lowe’s or wherever else you can buy this crap and stand around examining and judging garbage cans by circumference, height, texture, color, etc. I feel like I’m missing out on a big part of my life. No one ever tells you as a kid that you’re not going to be completely satisfied in your life until you own a garbage can. Mind you, I don’t actually want to fill the garbage can and bring it to the curb and back, I just want to own it. Knowing I own my very own garbage can that I picked out is good enough for me. Besides, adults don’t bring garbage cans to the curb. That’s why kids were invented.
Tags: Garbage Can
Sponge Changing
How often am I supposed to replace the sponge in my kitchen? I feel like this valuable piece of information was not taught to me during childhood, and certainly was not addressed in school. In my kitchen I have two sponges: one is for washing my dishes and the other is for washing the plates with cat food. The only reason I separated the tasks into two sponges was because I bought a pack of sponges at Costco. Since Costco only sells things in packages of a billion count I figured I could use more than one at a time. Anyway, I’m pretty aggressive with my sponge-cleaning and they break apart every so often, but is there a standard amount of days or weeks I need to be replacing them? Every week? 4 weeks? 6 months? You could tell me once a year and I’d probably believe you.
I like opening the package for a new sponge and the difference between a new sponge and one I’ve been using for a week or two is quite noticeable, so I might as well just keep replacing them fairly often. That being said, I think this needs to be addressed in schools so our children know moving forward what acceptable sponge practice is.
Tags: Sponges
Shower Comfort
I find it hard to believe that technology hasn’t advanced to the point where we all have temperature controls in our showers. A shower is an extremely important contraption in our houses yet we still control the temperature with two silly knobs (which never work correctly) instead of an electronic temperature control. I’m sure these devices exist in homes of the very rich but why don’t we all have this yet? Seriously, this is un-fucking-acceptable. Yes I’m having shower knob issues right now.
Tags: Showers, Temperature