Posts Tagged ‘Cars’
Light Driving
Posted by WIWAM in Idiots, Transportation on October 20th, 2009
People don’t know how to drive. People are mostly retarded of course so this shouldn’t surprise anyone. I come across drivers on the road all the time who don’t turn their lights on in the rain. They don’t turn their lights on in the snow. And they don’t turn their lights on AT NIGHT. WHEN IT’S DARK OUT. NIGHT IS WHERE THE DARK IS. LIGHTS ARE WHERE THE LIGHT IS. TURN YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS ON.
No Need For Seats
Posted by WIWAM in Humans/Society/Family, Transportation on October 3rd, 2009
Small cars are for people with no friends.
Turn Signals
Posted by WIWAM in Idiots, Transportation on July 30th, 2009
Cars have existed for around 100 years. I don’t know how long turn signals have existed for, but it’s been long enough that I get to call out idiots who don’t use them. Turn signals are important. If I don’t know where you’re going, it’s possible I will hit you with a big fucking piece of metal going at a high speed. This will most likely hurt one of us. Because of this fact, you are a moron if you don’t use your turn signal every fucking time you’re making the slightest movement with your car. I don’t fucking get it. Do you think it’s difficult to flip a little fucking lever up or down? Do you forget? If you forget then you obviously should not be driving. You could forget how to stop, or turn the wheel, which are equally as difficult as flipping a fucking lever up or down. Fuck you, non signalers. I hope you crash into each other.
Tags: Cars, Idiots, Turn Signals
Your Car Names Suck
Posted by WIWAM in Transportation on July 20th, 2009
Thanks to DVR I don’t have to watch many commercials anymore, but when I do have to see them there inevitably is at least one car commercial during each break. What I’ve realized is that car names are getting more and more ridiculous as time goes on. I realize that there are a limited number of names that sound appealing, but I can’t believe that this is the best they can do. Sportage? Soul? Ridgeline? Clarity!?! These names make me want to puke, at least make them exciting. You know everyone would start talking about the Nissan Orgasm, Toyota Killing Spree or the Honda Tattoo. Spice it up a bit, assholes!
Bumper Stickers
Posted by WIWAM in Transportation on July 9th, 2009
I can’t decide whether or not I like bumper stickers. Part of me hates them, mostly because I disagree with most of the statements on the ones I do see. On the other hand, when I see bumper stickers for bands, or a funny statement I do enjoy them. Recently I saw one that said, “U.S. Army. Freedom Team.” I couldn’t help but laugh at the conflicting ideas. Most of the bumper stickers I see unfortunately revolve around politics, which I hate. I don’t think I’d ever put one on my car because I don’t feel the need to spread my propaganda or draw attention to myself. I guess my jury is still deliberating over bumper stickers. The outcome doesn’t look good, though.
Tags: Bumper Stickers, Cars, Stickers
Idiot Bikers
Posted by WIWAM in Humans/Society/Family, Idiots, Transportation on June 28th, 2009
Why is it that four out of five people I see riding bikes on the street are riding in the wrong direction? For those of you who do not know, the correct direction is with traffic. That would make the wrong direction towards traffic. Are you following along ok at home? You ride with traffic because the impact when you get hit has less force than when you hit something going the opposite direction as you. I don’t see how this is so hard to understand. People must think that they need to see the cars that may hit them. Well guess what, idiot. You won’t be seeing anything after you get hit because you’ll be dead.
Tags: Biking, Cars, Death, Idiots, Recreation, Sports/Entertainment/Music
Practice Crashes
Posted by WIWAM in Sports/Entertainment/Music, Words/Language on June 18th, 2009
As I was flipping channels on the T.V. recently I happened to stop on ESPN for ten seconds. There was a NASCAR show on, which was the reason I was only parked there for a short time. Anyway, in those ten miserable seconds I heard them say, “[Generic Retarded Hick Circle Track Driver] was involved in a practice crash this morning.” Practice crash? Really? Sounds to me like practicing crashing is a waste of valuable resources and someone could possibly get hurt. My suggestion would be to do more driving during practice and less crashing. Then again, crashing uses less gas on this absolutely pointless and retarded “game”. Practice crashing all you want, assholes. I hope you don’t make it out alive.
Tags: Cars, Crashing, ESPN, Nascar, Sports/Entertainment/Music