We all have a favorite side of the closet, and a bitch side of the closet. Our favorite side is easily accessible and holds all the clothes we wear on a regular basis. The bitch side of the closet is further away, hard to get to, darker, and houses all of the clothes that we will either never wear again or wear rarely. The bitch side has jackets in the summer, suits at all points of the year, old shirts, dirty favorite shirts with stains that just won’t seem to come out, clothes that just don’t fit anymore and workout clothes. It more than likely encompasses half of your entire closet space, yet it’s almost never used. We’re very happy with our favorite side of the closet. It has a large amount of light and the clothes have more room to breathe than the bitch side. It’s almost as if Heaven itself is shining down on that side, inviting you to wear some of it’s fine offerings. It makes you smile as it contains all the clothes that look great on you. The bitch side just needs a little bit of love, but it will never receive it. It is destined to be angry, upset and murderous for the whole of eternity.