Posts Tagged ‘Dildos’
Cooter Scooter
Posted by WIWAM in Sex/Drugs/Relationships/Dating, Transportation on June 29th, 2010
As is the case with most of my sex toy ideas, I do not research to see if they actually exist. I’m sure this one does in some capacity and if it does not then I am a goddamn genius and am in need of a sex toy inventor’s job ASAP (for those reading with connections).
Anyway, there should be a scooter or some type of motorized bike outfitted with a dildo on the seat, for those women who are stuck in traffic or just need to orgasm before work or wherever they’re going. Nowadays, there is precious little time to get things done and multitasking is a necessity. So travel and masturbation seems like a logical pairing. So for you invention companies out there, get moving for my lady friends. You can call it the Cooter Scooter. I expect royalties.
And yes, I clearly think about dildos more than the average person.
Tags: Dildos, Scooter, Sex Toys
Dildo Creation
Posted by WIWAM in Ridiculousness on June 15th, 2010
What would you do if you woke up in the morning and went to the bathroom, but when you sat down on the toilet you shit an entire dildo. A big, rubber dildo. I’m not saying somehow you or another person happened to put a dildo inside of you without your knowledge during the night, but if your body actually created a rubber dildo and you shit it out. Would you tell anyone? Obviously there would be a lot of blood and muscle tears involved as you struggled to release this unwanted dildo from your anus. You might have to go to the emergency room if the damage was bad enough. Would you wait to see if it happened again before checking yourself into the hospital? Would you go after the first dildo? How many dildos would you have to shit out in a row before you considered this a major problem? I know the chances of this happening are slim, but I think we all should be as prepared as possible just in case.
Tags: Dildos