What would you do if you woke up in the morning and went to the bathroom, but when you sat down on the toilet you shit an entire dildo. A big, rubber dildo. I’m not saying somehow you or another person happened to put a dildo inside of you without your knowledge during the night, but if your body actually created a rubber dildo and you shit it out. Would you tell anyone? Obviously there would be a lot of blood and muscle tears involved as you struggled to release this unwanted dildo from your anus. You might have to go to the emergency room if the damage was bad enough. Would you wait to see if it happened again before checking yourself into the hospital? Would you go after the first dildo? How many dildos would you have to shit out in a row before you considered this a major problem? I know the chances of this happening are slim, but I think we all should be as prepared as possible just in case.