Posts Tagged ‘Farting’
Fart Attack
Posted by WIWAM in Commonalities on December 12th, 2009
We all fart, we all burp, we all sneeze. These are common actions we share from our fantastic human vessels. We don’t talk about them very often, but we should. I think they’re all terribly fascinating. Especially farting. Farting is the action that is thought of as more disgusting than the other two. They can smell pretty badly so I suppose it’s understandable. That aside, I wonder about certain farting specifics. Like for instance, is there a record for longest fart? Or the loudest? or the smelliest? How do you judge the smelliest fart? Is there a committee? Do you “win” something, like at a carnival? Or perhaps if you’re deemed the smelliest fart winner they take you away, never to be seen again. Has anyone farted so powerfully that they gave themselves a heart attack and died? Would the autopsy reveal that you died of a heart attack or a really intense fart? I think thoughts like these explain why I’m alone in my apartment on most nights.
Tags: Farting, Heart Attack
Shower Farting
Posted by WIWAM in Personal, Ridiculousness on October 21st, 2009
Whenever I fart in the shower I think about how nice it is to be cleaning both the inside and outside of my body at the same time.