Posts Tagged ‘Food’
Foot Meal
Posted by WIWAM in Health/Nutrition/Food, Ridiculousness on July 11th, 2010
Imagine you are a prisoner being held captive, and you are being forced to eat a human foot. You must eat this foot or you will be killed, but you do have a few choices: You can choose whether you eat a right or left foot. You can also choose whether or not you eat the foot off the bone, or have it cut up in pieces. How do you eat this foot? I’d have to go in pieces, and a right foot.
Burger Construction
Posted by WIWAM in Health/Nutrition/Food on May 27th, 2010
How difficult is it to construct a cheeseburger? I ask that rhetorically, because every single time I go to Wendy’s there is an issue with the alignment of my burger. The burgers I get have two patties and without fail one patty is sticking out one side of the bun and the other patty is coming out the other side. The cheese between them makes it almost impossible to get them back aligned into their proper place. So the question is, are the employees at Wendy’s just fucking with me and trying to make things difficult, or are they that uncaring and/or incompetent that they can’t place patties on top of a bun in a relatively neat way?
Tags: Burger, Construction, Food
Second Meal
Posted by WIWAM in Health/Nutrition/Food on November 2nd, 2009
Some people may find it disgusting, but I love when you’ve had a really good lunch and then taste it again when you burp hours later. It brings back all those euphoric lunchtime tastes and moments in an instant. Great second-meal candidates include pizza, a cheeseburger, corn and pickles and I’d happily burp them up three or four times. Poor burp-tasting foods logged to date include protein shakes & yogurt.