Posts Tagged ‘Games’
Man or Woman?
Posted by WIWAM in Games/Toys, Humans/Society/Family on November 17th, 2009
One of my favorite games to play is, “Man or Woman?” It’s a game I made up that can only be played when you see a gender ambiguous person. The person may have very short hair, you might have a bad angle on the them, they’re far away or they’re just too damn fat to determine their sex from a quick glance. You point them out to your friends around you and you all get a guess as to what gender they are! This game gets to be played more often than you think.
Slow Children At Play
Posted by WIWAM in Words/Language on June 15th, 2009
I think “Slow Children At Play” signs aren’t very sensitive towards stupid kids. Maybe these idiotic children didn’t know they were slow. The signs could be destroying any confidence these semi-brainless humans have to go on and lead productive lives as security guards and burger joint employees.
Perhaps these signs are actually trying to encourage drivers to get out and help these kids come up with better games to play. Maybe local legislators are under the impression that these slow children are hopping in a circle and need to be instructed on how to play tag, dodgeball, hide and go seek and other outdoor activities. In that case I’m definitely in favor of “Slow Children At Play” signs.
Tags: Children, Games, Signs, Stupidity