I think “Slow Children At Play” signs aren’t very sensitive towards stupid kids.  Maybe these idiotic children didn’t know they were slow.  The signs could be destroying any confidence these semi-brainless humans have to go on and lead productive lives as security guards and burger joint employees.

Perhaps these signs are actually trying to encourage drivers to get out and help these kids come up with better games to play.  Maybe local legislators are under the impression that these slow children are hopping in a circle and need to be instructed on how to play tag, dodgeball, hide and go seek and other outdoor activities.  In that case I’m definitely in favor of “Slow Children At Play” signs.