Posts Tagged ‘Idiots’
A Message To Idiots
Posted by WIWAM in Health/Nutrition/Food, Idiots on July 6th, 2010
Very often in the media or by individuals you’ll see messages to inanimate objects attempting to put them on notice. This is really stupid. Most recently I’ve seen very smart people working for the LIVESTRONG foundation and cancer patients sending messages through them directed at cancer. “You can’t beat me, cancer.” or “I have cancer, it will NEVER have me!” messages seem to be the majority of what I see. I understand the intent: gain confidence, put yourself in a good frame of mind for the task at hand, etc. However, it bothers me to see these messages being addressed to cancer, like the cancer is going to be afraid or realize it’s dealing with a real threat and back off. Cancer cells cannot understand you. How about you send those messages and direct those messages towards your family, or other people that care about you. You can even use the same language. Be smart with your motivation, that’s all I’m saying.
Tags: Cancer, Idiots, Messages
Crowd Tiger’s Ball
Posted by WIWAM in Idiots, Sports/Entertainment/Music on September 22nd, 2009
I don’t understand when fans at a golf event surround a player’s ball after it has landed off course. Why is it so exciting to rush to a golf ball and stand near it with a bunch of other idiots? You’ve seen it before. Tiger Woods hits a ball off course in the Open and it lands near some 65 year old retard sitting in a beach chair. Two hundred morons then rush her like the damn Normandy landings at Omaha Beach and stand there until Tiger arrives, when they’re pushed back by security. Another great success in ball rushing. Fucking idiots.
Tags: Golf Ball, Idiots, Tiger Woods
Christian Music
Posted by WIWAM in Idiots, Sports/Entertainment/Music on September 10th, 2009
Christian music is written by idiots, for idiots or both.
Turn Signals
Posted by WIWAM in Idiots, Transportation on July 30th, 2009
Cars have existed for around 100 years. I don’t know how long turn signals have existed for, but it’s been long enough that I get to call out idiots who don’t use them. Turn signals are important. If I don’t know where you’re going, it’s possible I will hit you with a big fucking piece of metal going at a high speed. This will most likely hurt one of us. Because of this fact, you are a moron if you don’t use your turn signal every fucking time you’re making the slightest movement with your car. I don’t fucking get it. Do you think it’s difficult to flip a little fucking lever up or down? Do you forget? If you forget then you obviously should not be driving. You could forget how to stop, or turn the wheel, which are equally as difficult as flipping a fucking lever up or down. Fuck you, non signalers. I hope you crash into each other.
Tags: Cars, Idiots, Turn Signals
Vague Voting Signs
Recently I was driving and saw a bright, orange sign on someone’s lawn that said, “Vote Yes on Tuesday”. That’s it. That’s all the sign said. Do these idiots really expect me to research what they want me to vote “Yes” on? The whole act of putting a sign on your lawn implies that you want to spread the word about whatever it is you care about. To have signs that say nothing about your cause is completely counterproductive. If I gave a shit about your causes in the first place I wouldn’t need to research at all, meaning the people you want to reach don’t know anything about what you’re [not] referring to! More people to remove from the planet.
Idiot Bikers
Posted by WIWAM in Humans/Society/Family, Idiots, Transportation on June 28th, 2009
Why is it that four out of five people I see riding bikes on the street are riding in the wrong direction? For those of you who do not know, the correct direction is with traffic. That would make the wrong direction towards traffic. Are you following along ok at home? You ride with traffic because the impact when you get hit has less force than when you hit something going the opposite direction as you. I don’t see how this is so hard to understand. People must think that they need to see the cars that may hit them. Well guess what, idiot. You won’t be seeing anything after you get hit because you’ll be dead.
Tags: Biking, Cars, Death, Idiots, Recreation, Sports/Entertainment/Music