What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you blow a goat? Stick your dick in a bear trap? Would you punch your mom in the face for a Klondike bar? How about your grandmother? Would you stick your grandmother in a bear trap? Would you blow a bear trap or punch a goat in the dick? Would you insert a paper clip into your urethra? How about a garden worm? Would you blow a garden worm? Klondike bars are pretty delicious, would you drive your car over 200 rabbits for one? What if they were already dead? Would you kick an elephant in the testicles, or bend back the nail on your big toe? Would you Crazy Glue your hands together? Or your hand to your genitals? Would you Crazy Glue a Klondike bar to your genitals, then bend over and eat it? Would you eat Crazy Glue? How about a monkey’s tail? How about the band The Monkees? Would you eat them? Would you eat them out? Would you circle jerk with The Monkees? What about with Guns N’ Roses? Would you 69 Axl Rose? How about Slash? Would you tape them 69ing each other? Would you tape a snuff film with The Monkees and Guns N’ Roses? What about with a goat and a monkey and an elephant? Would you let an elephant blow you with his trunk? We’re talking about a fucking Klondike bar here, people.