Is it wrong to be attracted to a mannequin? I’m not saying I want to take one home, drill a hole and have my way with it but these items are designed to be attractive in addition to being functional. Also, they’re modeled after real people in many cases. So if I see a hot mannequin am I allowed to point it out? Does it matter who is in my company at the time of my statement? Would telling my girlfriend that I was attracted to a mannequin be a bad idea? It certainly wouldn’t imply that the mannequin was more attractive than she is, but I also wouldn’t want to tap into her insecurities. I guess it’s just best to keep these things to myself. And you.