Posts Tagged ‘Penis’
Penis Police
Posted by WIWAM in Ridiculousness on May 19th, 2010
I wonder how many times I could get away with yelling the word “penis” in a police station before I would be arrested? 15 times? 30? I suppose it would depend on the location of the police station. I would assume that in Alabama it would take about 4 utterances, while Minnesota would be more like 40.
Hit Songs
Posted by WIWAM in Ridiculousness on November 13th, 2009
I like songs that come right out and say what they are, what they mean and why you should care. That’s why I’m writing a new song called, “Put my penis in your mouth and order me a pizza.” I think it’s going to be a hit.
Package Personalization
Posted by WIWAM in Ridiculousness on August 14th, 2009
The post office offered to personalize my package. I didn’t really know how to respond to this. You want to tie a bow around my penis and write my name on it with a glitter pen? Sure go for it, I’m down.
Tags: Package, Penis, Post Office