Posts Tagged ‘Pizza’
Best Pizza
Posted by WIWAM in Health/Nutrition/Food on June 19th, 2010
Have you noticed that every pizza box makes the claim they have the best pizza? How can every pizza place have the best pizza around? Not only that, but the pizza places don’t make their own boxes, they buy them. So the pizza box distribution company is really responsible for creation and distribution of the “Best Pizza” boxes and statements. Or if the pizza places themselves design the boxes to be made by a pizza box company then the blame is with both: the pizza place for saying “Best Pizza” and the box company for allowing this to go on. For once I would like the pizza palces to be honest and truthful about their product on the pizza box. They could have statements like, “One of the closest pizza places to your apartment.”, “We have very average pizza. You will like it because it’s pizza, but we’re not going to blow your mind or anything.” and “This is a pizza box.” Be honest, don’t lie on your pizza box.
Tags: Pizza
Hit Songs
Posted by WIWAM in Ridiculousness on November 13th, 2009
I like songs that come right out and say what they are, what they mean and why you should care. That’s why I’m writing a new song called, “Put my penis in your mouth and order me a pizza.” I think it’s going to be a hit.