Posts Tagged ‘Police’
Penis Police
Posted by WIWAM in Ridiculousness on May 19th, 2010
I wonder how many times I could get away with yelling the word “penis” in a police station before I would be arrested? 15 times? 30? I suppose it would depend on the location of the police station. I would assume that in Alabama it would take about 4 utterances, while Minnesota would be more like 40.
Reverse Arrest
Posted by WIWAM in Humans/Society/Family on November 15th, 2009
We know that black people get stopped, pulling over in cars and arrested sometimes just for being black. How many white people get arrested just for being white? There must be towns and cities in America where it’s just not pleasant to be a white person. I wonder what those places are.
Fire Police
Posted by WIWAM in Idiots, Transportation on October 10th, 2009
I saw a bumper sticker recently that said, “FIRE POLICE”. Those instructions seem a little vague. Do you want me to fire the police? I don’t think I have that kind of authority. Certainly I can make a phone call and eloquently present my suggestions as to why we should release the entire police force from duty. However, I think it an unlikely scenario that the police chief, major, etc listen to some random guy’s suggestion concerning going forward with no policemen. Perhaps we’re being instructed to set the police on fire. In that case I think they should have at least included a comma so it’s more clear that I take the fire and move it directly onto the policemen. Either way it seems like a rather painful thing to be set on fire and I’d rather not cause any pain to these people. In addition, they have guns and could probably get a shot off before they’re burned to death. This seems like a rather risky proposition. I suppose it’s possible that I could set them on fire from a distance by throwing a Molotov cocktail or by using a flame thrower, but I’m more likely to set myself on fire while handling those items.
Or, perhaps, you should consider not buying bumper stickers to support your local fire and policemen and instead donate whatever money you spent on that worthless item to the cause so they can spend it on equipment and more people.
Tags: Bumper Stickers, Fire, Police