I needed a few rubber bands for a project I was working on, so as anyone would do I went to Staples. Unfortunately, Staples only sells rubber bands in packages and counts of a billion. I think it’s a billion, it may be upwards of two billion. I now have enough rubber bands to left me for the rest of my existence. I will never have to buy rubber bands again for the rest of my life, unless of course someone comes and steals my rubber bands. I don’t think that scenario is very likely though, since the thief would need to own a wheelbarrow. So if you need any rubber bands…ever…give me a call.