Posts Tagged ‘Sex’
Healthy Sex Pill
Posted by WIWAM in Sex/Drugs/Relationships/Dating on November 14th, 2009
Near the end of most commercials about male erectile dysfunction they’ll go through the steps you should take to determine whether or not you should take the advertised drug. First of all, these companies don’t really care if you should take it. 99.9% of television watchers don’t need this drug and for the most part they’re advertising to the typical paranoid American. Anyway, one of these steps is to consult your doctor and ask… here it comes… IF YOU’RE HEALTHY ENOUGH FOR SEX. Are they serious? What type of question is that to ask your doctor? Sure, maybe in some cases its relevant but is anyone actually going to ask that question? And more importantly, is anyone actually going to follow their doctor’s advice if he or she says they shouldn’t be having sex? The only reasons I can think of for not being healthy enough to have sex is bent penis syndrome, tattered vagina disease or perhaps the fact that you’re already dead. Other than those unlikely scenarios, people are having sex if it’s an option to them. So spare me the legal crap about being healthy enough to have sex.
Tags: Commercials, Erectile Dysfunction, Prescription Drugs, Sex
Parkinsex
Posted by WIWAM in Sex/Drugs/Relationships/Dating on October 9th, 2009
If you’re having sex with someone who has Parkinson’s disease, how do you know if their spasms are caused by an intense orgasm or from the Parkinson’s?
Tags: Parkinson's Disease, Sex
One Shower For All
Posted by WIWAM in Sex/Drugs/Relationships/Dating on September 15th, 2009
The great thing about having sex in the shower is that no sheets or other items get dirty and when you need to clean off after you’re already in the right place to do that.
Tags: Convenience, Sex, Showers
So You Think You Can Fuck
Posted by WIWAM in Sex/Drugs/Relationships/Dating, Sports/Entertainment/Music on August 8th, 2009
I’m a big fan of the show So You Think You Can Dance. I think Showtime should develop a show called, So You Think You Can Fuck. We’re missing a big opportunity here in my opinion. You get your housewives, businessmen, celebrities, etc to come in and audition with some carefully selected judges to see if they’re any good in the bedroom. There would be blooper reels from men finishing too quickly, men with small penises, men with ridiculous penises, women with large clits, virgins, etc. Eventually you narrow it down to the best “sexers” in the country and they partner up and go at it. Women would be kicked off the show for fake orgasms (hopefully the judges could tell). The contestants would have to perform solos where they come up with their own positions or moves that they show off using RealDolls (for men), or sex toys (for women). Who do I have to talk to to pitch this?
Tags: Sex, So You Think You Can Dance
Cat Sex
Posted by WIWAM in Animals/Nature, Sex/Drugs/Relationships/Dating on July 8th, 2009
It’s sad to think that my cat will never have sex. Does my cat know what sex is? Has he seen other cats having sex and desired a life where he too has sex? Does it make him upset to think about this? Is he a heterosexual or homosexual cat? I guess we’ll never really know, because my cat will never have sex.
Toral Sex
Posted by WIWAM in Sex/Drugs/Relationships/Dating on June 19th, 2009
Toral sex is oral sex in a synagogue. Menoral sex is oral sex during Hanukkah. That is all.
Tags: Judaism, Oral, Sex, Synagogue
No Desire To Bang A Fat Girl
Posted by WIWAM in Sex/Drugs/Relationships/Dating on June 17th, 2009
Well, that title pretty much says it all. I’m pretty picky about who I’ll go to bed with, which is a little strange because I find a variety of girls/women very attractive. There are no races I discriminate against at all, and I like them from short, petite girls to tall stick figures. That being said, I’m not at all shy about saying that I’m not about to drop my standards and sleep with a fat girl. In fact, I won’t kiss, go down on, or let a fat girl go down on me. You might think that dismissing a large part (pun intended) of the population is naïve, but a person’s appearance says a lot about them. Genetics is one thing, gluttony and a lack of self control is another. Exercise can relieve stress and tension through endorphin release and obviously strengthen many parts of the body. Not participating in such physical activity on a regular basis is simply a poor choice, and I have no interest in banging a dumb, fat girl.
Tags: Exercise, Fat, Girls, Obesity, Sex
Is There a Sex RPG?
Posted by WIWAM in Sex/Drugs/Relationships/Dating on June 14th, 2009
I’m sure the question of whether or not there exists a role playing game for sexual activities could be easily answered with a few Google searches, but I’m pretty lazy. This seems like an untapped market, pun definitely intended. What stats would players have? I’m assuming oral sex (OS) and intercourse (INT) would be pretty important, but what would the supplementary attributes/skills be? I think I just want to hear someone say, “I reached level 13 in cornholing last night.”
Tags: Intercourse, Oral, RPG, Sex