There are occasions where I take a shower at night (something I don’t normally do) and realize that I will need to shave the next morning. When this occurs, I sometimes give the face a preliminary shave that night where I take a few swipes with the razor and get rid of the first layer of facial hair. This can cause problems if I then decide to go get takeout or to run an errand I previously forgot to. Normally I will completely forget that I haven’t shaved completely and I will leave the house with weird patches of hair on seemingly random parts of my face. You would think that I would look in the mirror before I leave, but I do not do this. No one has said anything to me to date, but I’m sure they’re wondering why I look like a patch-hair freak.